So I finally told her I used to dream about her.

What did she say?

She asked me "Why are you telling me this after 22 years?"

What did you tell her.

I said most of my dreams I forget after 5 seconds. If I'm remembering you after all these years, you must have been one hell of a dream.

The beloved's head against your chest
Is the world's biggest lie-detector test.

Everything is you